A few things that I've learned in the last few days.
1) Eating Fruit Loops dry will cut up the inside of your mouth. However, that will not deter me from eating the entire box in one sitting.
2) The reason that I cannot remember anything is because of all the mid-80′s rap and metal songs stored in my brain. If I turn on the “Old Skool” rap station at any moment, I will be able to rap along with whatever song is playing. Last night it was “Paul Revere” by the Beastie Boys and “Buddy” by De La Soul. The night before, it was “Rock Box” by Run DMC and “The Message” by Grand Master Flash. I haven’t heard most of these songs in 15 years. What the hell is wrong with me?
3) I am not the only one who can smell the gasoline I spilled onto my pants yesterday.
4) I’ll tell you later.
5) People who don’t bother to talk to me much anymore regularly read my blog. Interesting. Are you one of them?
6) In the wise words of Thomas Jefferson, “Back up your important files or you’ll spend every waking moment re-entering them into a new computer.” Wise words indeed.
7) I have over 300lbs. of “Hare Krishna” books.
Some people don’t (or at least one person doesn’t) understand the difference between “grains” and “a grain of salt.” Salt, though it is referred to as a “grain of salt” isn’t actually a grain. At least, no more than a grain of sand is. And don’t get me started on wood grain. Amazing.
9) Pet Shop Boys always make me dance. Remixes make me dance even more. You wish you could see, but you can’t. No.
I never said that this was going to be interesting.
