Sit Properly

In this segment of Random Stuff I’ve Posted on Live Journal, I’m showcasing a few pictures of “Hare Krishna Things” that I’ve found around the internet (and one in Jersey).

Let’s begin. (And remember, to make the pics bigger, click on them, ok?)

Real men love Krishna! It’s true, they do… but what the crap is going on in this picture? Krishna is slaying a King Arthur type dragon! I’m not saying He didn’t do this, but I bet it’s not in Bhagavatam!

I originally saw this on Ebay, but it’s available at Cafe Press. Who is buying this stuff?

Most of you know that I love random. And this just tickles me. I’m tempted to buy it. It’s at Cafe Press. This one is pretty well in the vein of Busted Tees. Fun!

And speaking of fun… just look how much fun THESE guys are having!

Halloween is a great time for a harinam! You really blend right in. When I was in Columbus, we did this. But we didn’t dress up like these guys. We should have though. It’s tempting to wear this get up to mangal, complete with skullcap. HA!

I was in Iseln, NJ (like a Little India type town). I was looking for a nice stainless steel plate in a shop, but found this instead…

They had these displayed in the window. At first I thought, Panca-tattva!! COOL!!! But then a closer inspection… … well here ya go…

What the HELL is going on with their nipples????? And why is the orange (?) one a Shivite?

They sort of look like zombies. Their nipples peer into your soul. It’s creepy.

And speaking of zombies…

The Dawn of the Dead Hare Krishna Zombie has been released – my friend Al saw it at a recent horror convention. It was $40, but will be coming down in price once they flood the markets with them.

Here’s what it looks like if you are enough of a nonsense to open the packaging!

I’m totally getting one. I can’t wait. I want japa beads like his… with TEETH! YEAH!

And lastly, a year or so ago, someone made a crochet version of the Hare Krishna zombie. It’s really cute.

Well, I guess that’s it for now.

Haribol, folks! Have fun!