Ritvik Movement Calls it Quits: Unable to Think Up More Silly Names for ISKCON Gurus
Ritvik Movement Calls it Quits: Unable to Think Up More Silly Names for ISKCON Gurus
LOS ANGELES – The Ritvik movement has announced that it will be disbanding this week after members concluded that their arsenal of silly names for ISKCON gurus has finally been exhausted.
“While the basis of our philosophy is that Srila Prabhupada never told his successors to become gurus in their own right, 95% of our movement was based solely upon silly names for ISKCON gurus,” said Ritvik leader Prema Caitanya das. “And now that we’ve run out, there’s not much more we can do.”
